This is NOIDA
1) You can see bullock carts and Mercedes Benz on the same 6 lane road, may be competing each other.
2)You are allowed to jump the red lights unless you bang into some other vehicle.
3)Load shedding will occur after 6 in evening during the weekdays and 10 am- 6pm during the weekends
4) The UP electricity board's billboard say that they know their customers' requirement
5)Their are two type pf species roaming around in the NCR.
i) Human beings and ii) Jats.
(no if no but only jatt)
6)The second species eyes the first one with contempt over the absence of certain 'keywords' in their vocabulary.
7)The girls here are in no way inferior to their counterparts in Mumbai( as far as dressing is concerned)
8)you can see them in a mini skirt at 11pm in a december night.
9)Never mind that their boyfriends clad warmly in a leather jacket and thick denim pant.
10) The city does more business during Valentines days than during the Durgapuja
11)Though most of the publishing houses of the country are located in this metro, it has even less numbers of quality bookstores then smaler towns like Pune, Hyderabad.
12)The shopkeepers are the busiest lots in this city. They open up after 10 am and downs their shutters at 8 pm sharp. And yes!! did i tell you that their is a lunch break also, which is compulsory.
13)one shopping tip- Be very polite while buying any commodity. Any harsh word from you may end up the shopkeeper refusing to sell anything to you.
14)The best time to shop is when the shopkeeper is in good mood. Any irritation on his side may lead you to move to the next shop and god knows in what kind of mood is that fellow. ( Its Delhi man, its better not to take chances)